Some recent tweets from my Twitter timeline@MrBonMot
There's a new app that tells you how smart your dog is...
Here's how it works:
If you bought that app, your dog is smarter than you!@SkinnerSteven
I am a direct descendent of stairs@Pundamentalism
They laughed when I said I wasn't actually qualified to perform laser eye surgery. If only they could see me now.@MooseAllain
Just looking back at all my old diaries from the 1980s. Kind of wishing I'd filled them in now.@MarfSalvador
Derek: You wanna go out again some time?
Stephanie: Sure, name the date!
Derek: Ok, how about 'Derek & Stephanie 2'