Devilishly handsome!
Ridiculously smart!

Just call my name and I'll be there …? Is this Cthulu? And capricorn? So he's superstitious. No, thanks, not interested.
@Jürgen Christoffel Well, he DOES sign off with "Love, Ronald".
@Jamie Ramone so you think Cthulu wouldn't use a pseudonym? OK ...
@Jürgen Christoffel well played, plusser, well player...